STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette
out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that
I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down
his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in
is hand."
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