Sleeping Together???
One day John's mother Mary called, from out of town,
and asked him if she could come visit him. John said sure
come over. The day his mother arrived John introduced Susie
to her and he told her Susie was his roommate, but that they
were not sleeping together. Susie had her bedroom and he
had his bedroom. All went well and mother went home after
her visit. Several days had passed and Susie told John that
she could not find her silver ladle. Susie asked John if
he had seen it and he said no. Then Susie told him your mother
must have taken it. John could not beleive that his mom could
have taken it, so he called her. Hi mom this is John. I'm
not saying that you did take it and im not saying that you
did not take it, but our silver ladle is missing. Mother
replied, i'm not saying that you and Susie are sleeping
together and I am not saying that you and Susie are not sleeping
together, but if Susie was sleeping in her own bed she would
have found the silver ladle by now!!!
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