Sex with a Republican???
This is a funny take on what sex with members of certain political
parties might be like. It's all tongue-in-cheek,
since I haven't had sex with any of these people (I'm
a Canadian). Still there is hope... America has 10 times
the population of Canada, so that would mean 10 times the
liklihood of finding a date... oops, I'm getting off
topic...
Sex with a Republican
- very conservative
- even though they come across as conservative, don't
be surprised if they have had an affair
- may spend a lot of time searching for your "weapon
of mass destruction"... even if you don't have
one
Sex with a Democrat
- very liberal
- will have had relations with numerous people
- if you have an intern, keep your sex partner the heck away
from them (especially if either likes cigars)
Sex with a Green Party Member
- probably not very popular
- will spend a hell of a lot of time complaining about the
environment of your room etc, and complaining about protecting
their natural resources
-> plus side: may be up for sex outdoors
Sex with a Reform Party Member
- very conservative
- will spend a lot of time trying to change or "reform"
you
-> plus side: you should be a shoe-in if they think Ross
Perot is attractive
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