Here's a Great *ucking Commentary.
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words
in the English language today is the word "*uck".
It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe
pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "*uck" falls into many Grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John
*ucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was *ucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a *uck), a passive
verb (Mary really doesn't give a *uck), an adverb (Mary
is *ucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific
*uck).
It can also be used as an interjection (*uck! I'm late
for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction
(Mary is easy, *uck she's also stupid).
As you can see there are very words with the overall versatility
of the word *uck. Aside from its sexual connotations, this
word can be
used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings..."How the *uck are ya?"
2. Fraud..."I got *ucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation..."Oh, *uck it!"
4. Trouble..."I guess I'm *ucked now."
5. Agression..."*UCK YOU!"
6. Disgust..."*UCK ME!"
7. Confusion..." What the *uck...?"
8. Displeasure..."*ucking *hit man..."
9. Lost..."Where the *uck are we?"
10.Disbelief..."UN*UCKING BELIEVABLE!!"
11.Retaliation...Up your *ucking ass!"
12.Apathy..."Who really gives a *uck?"
13.Suspicion..."Who the *uck are you?"
14.Directions..."*uck off."
It can be maternal..."MOTHER *UCKER!!"
It can be used to tell time..."It's four *ucking
twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical description..."He's
a *ucking *sshole."
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout
history:
"What the *uck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshema~
"That's not a real *ucking gun." ~John
Lennon~
"Where the *uck is all this water coming from?"
~Captain of the Titanic~
"Who the *uck is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~
"Heads are gonna *ucking roll." ~Anne Boleyn~
"Any *ucking idiot could answer that." ~Albert
Einstein~
"It does so *ucking look like her!" ~Picasso~
"You want what on the *ucking celiling?" ~Michaelangelo~
"*uck a duck." ~Walt Disney~
"Houston we have a big *ucking problem." ~The
crew of Apollo 13~
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