gravy ladle
John invited his mother for a dinner. during the meal, his
mother could not help noticing how attractive and shapely
the housekeeper was . over the course of the evening, she
started to wonder if there was more between John and the
housekeeper than met the eye. reading his moms thoughts
John volunteered- i know what u must be thinking, but i assure
u, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional.
about a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said
- ever since your mother came to dinner ive been unable
to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. you dont suppose
she took it, do you ?
John said - well, i doubt, but i will write her a letter just
to be sure. so he sat down and wrote:
dear mother, i am not saying u did take a gravy ladle from
my house and i am not saying u did not take a gravy ladle. but
the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
several days later, John received a letter from his mother
which said: dear son, i am not saying you do sleep with your
housekeeper and i am not saying you do not sleep with your
housekeeper. but the fact remains that if she was sleeping
in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
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