taboo stories

clocks

One day jacob died and came before St peter at the gates.

He noticed there were lots of clocks floating around.

Jacob asked "St peter what are all the clocks for??"

St peter replied "these are lie clocks! Everyone
has one and
every time you tell a lie the clock hands move."

Jacob asked "so who does this clock belong to?"

St peter replied "this is Mother Theresas clock!
The hands have never moved indicating that she has never
told a lie!"

Jacob said "that is impressive! so whos clock is this?"

St peter replied "this is Abraham Lincons clock.
The hands have only moved twice indicating that he only
told 2 lies in
his whole life!"

Jacob said 'that is also impressive!... So where is
John
Kerry's clock???'

St peter replied "It's in gods office, he uses
it as a ceiling fan!"