Tarzan is swinging thru the jungle.....
Tarzan and his bulging muscles are swinging thru the jungle
one day when he is spotted by jane. She is instantly moistened
by his rugged manliness and the fact he is only wearing a
loin cloth. She calls him over to her and they start having
a conversation. It doesnt take her long to ask what he does
for sex. He is completely perplexed by this term and she
explains to him what sex is in detail. It slowly dawns on
him and he tells her he usually uses a hole in a tree. Now she
is obviously surprised and asks 'wouldnt you prefer
to try the real thing?'.
'Sure' says tarzan and watches as jane slowly
strips off and lies on the floor for him, with her legs wide
open.
He stands up between her legs, steps back and KICKs her as
hard as he can right in the crotch. She is in absolute agony,
gasping and rolling around on the floor... when she eventually
manages to get the word '...why??!...' out of
her mouth. Tarzan, calmly regarding her squirming on the
floor, replies 'You ALWAYS have to check for bees'.
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