Golf Pro...........
A golf pro at the local country club was giving golf lessons
in his spare time to average people interested in taking
up the sport of golf. This Sunday he had about twenty or so
students at the driving range , both men and women , of various
ages and from all walks of life. As was usually the case most
of the students seemed to be getting the hang of things,
keeping their eye on the ball , keeping their elbow straight
and so on. The golf pro did notice however that two of his
students were having trouble with their swing. After the
lesson was over he asked each of these two students if theyd
like to stay for a few extra minutes for some one on one advice
, witch both students readily accepted (one a man in his
early thirties and the other a woman of about forty). The
golf pro worked for about twenty minutes with the young
man , seemingly to no avail, the young man just wasnt getting
it. Finally the golf pro said "listen can I be perfectly
frank with you?" Of course said the young man. "Alright
then" said the golf pro, he then instructed the young
man to "grab that club handle just like you grab your
girl friend's ass when shes on top of you and about to
explode". "Like this?" asked the young
man. YES! said the golf pro, "now swing at the ball."
To the young mans amazement the ball went 250 yards. "Think
you got it now" asked the golf pro? "You bet I
have!" said the young man. The golf pro then began
working with his female student and found that she was having
much the same problem as the young man. "Look , can
I be perfectly frank with you?" asked the golf pro.
"You certainly may" said the woman. "Alright
then " said the golf pro, he then instructed her to
"Grab that club handle just like you do when your making
love with your man and hes about to explode". "Like
this?" asked the woman. YES! said the golf pro "now
swing at the ball". The woman did as she was instructed
and to her amazement the ball went 225 yards. "That
was very good" said the golf pro, "but this time
try hitting the ball with out the club handle in your mouth".
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