The first thing I ever said to him...
I went bowling with a big group of friends last year. One
of my friends, brought along a guy I hadn't met before,
but who was pretty cute, named Justin. I kept eyeing him
in between bowling, and my friend noticed. She took my cell
phone and told me she wasn't going to give it back unless
I stood on the table in the middle of the bowling alley and
announced that I wanted Justin to be the father of my child.
So, having no choice, I did, and the whole bowling alley
saw and heard and laughed at me. I got down off the table to
get my phone back, when Justin came up and put his arm around
me and said, "I'll let you know where I donate."
I frowned at him and said, "What's the fun in that?"
A week later, we were going on our first date.
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