The Accident.......
Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident,
and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern
medicine could give him back his manhood,
but that his insurance wouldn't cover the
procedure, since it was considered
cosmetic surgery.
The doctor said that the cost would be
$3500 for "small, " $6500 for "medium, "
and $14, 000 for "large." Rabbi Bernstein
was sure that his wife and he would want at
the least, a medium ...and perhaps even a
large. But the doctor urged him to talk it over
with his wife before he made any decision.
The rabbi called his wife on the phone and
explained their options. The doctor came
back into the room, and found the rabbi
slouched over in the chair looking quite
dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?"
asked the doctor.
Rabbi Bernstein answered, "She'd rather
remodel the kitchen."
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