Horse track
A man was sitting watching TV when his wife walked up behind
him and whacked him in the head with a rolled up newspaper.
"Ouch what was that for" he asked
"Thats for the piece of paper in your pocket with the
name Mary Ann written on it.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the race track Mary Ann
was the name of one of the horses I bet on" replied the
man.
"Oh honey I'm so sorry, I should have knew there
was a good expanation" his wife replied.
Afew days later he was sitting watching TV again when she
walked up behind him and hit him as hard as she could in the
head with a baseball bat knocking him out cold. When he came
to he asked her "Now what was that for.
She replied "your horse just called"
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