 | That damn paperwork |
She knew it was going to be a bad day. Her alarm hadnt gone
off, she scorched her shirt ironing it and her son just couldnt
get moving. By the time she got to work she was... |
| Back in the Land of the LIVING!!!!(and LOVING IT) |
..I am glad we finally got thru all the crap and got approved.I
know these were some rotten days for all.......I was hospitalized
and am glad you all kept it together...sorry for my... |
| The Bishop's Dilemma |
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being
told that there was a fortune in horse racing decided to
purchase one and enter him in the races. However, at the
local... |
| I just can't let it show |
Pray to God you can cope
I'll stand outside
This woman's work
This woman's world
Oooh, it's hard on the man
Now his part is over
Now starts the craft of the... |
| more painful for women. |
i had genital warts too, as well as the hpv vvirus, this
virus actually causes abnormal cells in us women, i had
to have them lasered off
its a well known thing now that hpv virus... |
| Who Am I? |
WHO AM I ?
Who am I?
First, and most importantly,
I am Man.
Held deep inside,
Nurtured by years of... |
| The Accident....... |
Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident,
and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern
medicine could give him... |
| Diet Plan |
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very
serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would
ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a... |
| Holdin' Back |
My recent experiences with several sexual partners. It
awsome to hold bacl as long as you can for an "ORGASM"..for
both you and your partner aswell...for me it was an experience
that i... |
| My sex life |
It was just another day at the office. I couldn't wait
to get off work and meet Jill. Somehow after 3 years of going
out together, I still get that thrill of seeing her each
time. It... |
| Korean Women |
Most Korean woman are pretty conservative now a days. But
I happened to meet one over the internet that was horny and
liked fucking men from other countries.
Her name is... |
| Who knows, maybe I'm crazy? Some female advise please! |
I have been married for a little over a decade and recently
(within the last few years) have witnessed my wife seem
to loose all her passion for life. Yes, life, not just sex.
On the... |
| Dating my First EX |
I was married in 1978 and divorced 3 years later. We have
a child together that he gave up for adoption to my second
husband. Our son is 22 years old. I have not seen my ex since
1981.... |
| The Great Irish Bank Robbery |
Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared
in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on
2 March 1999:
Once inside the bank shortly after... |
| Associate Fantasy |
I know a woman who is by far one of the sexiest woman I've yet
to meet. As of now, she is only in my fantasies. In my most
recent fantasy, we are sitting in my living room going... |
| How to tell a significant other? |
So, the night that I met my current girlfriend, we both had
a wonderful night as she came back to and at my place. I don't
want to say that the sex has been bad, because by no... |
| Huge Hangover |
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself
to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits... |
| Lakehouse Vacation |
My boss came into my office and shut the door. Denise he
said lets talk a minute. Youre a great employee. I dont
know what Id do without you, but your work has been suffering
lately.... |
| TWINS!!!! |
On the spur of the moment, I took my top down on my convertible
and went for a long ride through the countryside - cruising
up toward Vermont on a warm summer day. In the middle of... |
| Headline/Profile Info... |
I know many people don't want to give out too much in
their headline or profile but it would be helpful if you
did provide something. If you are look to fulfill fantasies,
give us a... |
| Forget love forever |
Forget her name, forget her face
Forget her kiss and warmth embrace
Foget the love you both once knew
Move on now to something new
Forget the fact she once cared
Forget... |
| Lady in Red |
One quiet rainy weekend you arrive at my door, bags in hand
ready to spoil me as you so often do. In your bag you have brought
your new sexy red teddy and all the trimmings. You put... |
| UNA NOCHE DE JUEGO |
ESTO PASO CUANDO YO TENIA 15 Y ELLA 13FUE UNA NOCHE DONDE
YO ESTABA SENTADO A SU LADO Y DE TANTO PLATICAR AL AIRE LIBRE
ME DIO FRIO Y LE DIJE QUE QUERIA ABRIGARME Y EN ESO COLOQUE
MIS... |
| If These Walls Could Bleed |
Dark penned a deal for some sleep to keep the engine grinding.
Lay down withered to another night of dogs for warmth.
Insomnia thoughts creep across the hours.
The sun rises too... |
| The first thing I ever said to him... |
I went bowling with a big group of friends last year. One
of my friends, brought along a guy I hadn't met before,
but who was pretty cute, named Justin. I kept eyeing him
in between... |
| Horse track |
A man was sitting watching TV when his wife walked up behind
him and whacked him in the head with a rolled up newspaper.
"Ouch what was that for" he asked
"Thats for the piece of paper... |
| Office Sex |
It was just another day at the office. I couldn?t wait to
get off work and meet Jill. Somehow after 3 years of going
out together, I still get that thrill of seeing her each
time. It... |
| captain sinks his large vessel home |
If I was not bowlegged before last night I am now. I doubt
if my legs will ever go back together. I was over stuffed
and then some last night . Was left in a sexual heap on the
bed... |
| sex |
| Seriously!!! Mayve this subject was already posted but I'd like to get a freah new perspective on things! I want to see what goes on in other peoples minds here. Here's my... |
| Khan |
I watched her from the clearing where she was sleeping.
She was a Khan. Like all Khan's she would have looked human
had it not been for a light coat of fur and a short tail.... |
