Gotta Love Blondes.....
A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful, so she
left a note for her milkman to leave her 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked
on the door to clarify her request. The blonde came to the
door and the milkman said: "I found your note to leave
15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5
gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk
bath." The milkman asked, "You want it pasteurized?
OK, are you ready for this?
The blonde said, "No, just up to my nipples.
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