 | After dinner |
We have just returned from a wonderful meal at a nice restaurant,
marvellous atmosphere and exotic music. The ride home
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| A Amiga Da Minha Prima |
Semana passada mina prima chegou de viagem com uma amiga
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amiga: loira olhos castanhos com seios que parecem 2 mamezinhos
e uma... |
| SOMETHING WRONG |
SITTING IN TOTAL SILENCE.
ITS SO HARD NOT TO LOSE MY BALANCE.
SO MANY THINGS GOING ON
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE SO WRONG
CHASSEING MY ONLY... |
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| She Was So Blonde That... Part 5 |
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant
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mumbai had its own charm when I was to visit the city but slowly
I began to feel lonely & suddenly everything seemed
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star hotel... |
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mumbai had its own charm when I was to visit the city but slowly
I began to feel lonely & suddenly everything seemed
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star hotel... |
| Die Frage |
Ich hr es heut aus aller Munde
jeden Tag und jede Stunde
Schau nach vorne such dein Glck
Lass den Schmerz einfach zurck
Doch ich will ihn dennoch spren
wird er mich... |
| Ya know what I wish?? |
Well, of course I wish for world peace, but since thats not
happening soon, I wish we could get a munch together. I know
I know, everyone has to be discrete so we really couldnt
do it.... |
| In regarding to intruduction |
I was wondering just how many people out there that introduce
themselves to a person. How they go about it other than just
plain " Hello Im so so." Just the other day ran
into someone... |
| angst vor dem weiblichen geschlecht??? |
hallo ihr lieben,
beichte eines freundes: da er angst habe, seiner freundin
bei zrtlichen streichelspielen im schambereich weh
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| O pior |
Ter uma namorada linda e gostosa e ela ter q fazer tratamento
por ser frgida, e eh a unica ateh hj q eu nao entendi ateh
agora... talvez seja por isso q eu etseja com ela ateh hj
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Que dit-on d'une blonde avec la moiti d'un cerveau?
- Qu'elle est doue
... |
| Poupana (j est um bocado batida mas tem piada) |
Um rapaz saia com uma rapariga juda e queria casar com ela,
mas para isso precisava da autorizao do pai. Ao ir a casa
dela o pai explicou-lhe:
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| SAIA BEM, PRA PODER VOLTAR |
Para se romper um relacionamento, preciso primeiro saber
que um dia poder em algum lugar, precisar dessa pessoa
novamente.
Depois preciso saber que ele (a) um ser... |
| a feiosa que quase comi!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
era um domingo de noite estava andando na praa
quando eu vi o pessoal la sentado , me chamaram , er a um pessoal
que conhecia uma loirinha meio feia mas muito gente boa
, ela tava com... |
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"Met On The Net.And Then"
Part 1
We met at the bar and got comfortable with each other immediately.
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mumbai had its own charm when I was to visit the city but slowly
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star hotel... |
| So much for guys night out............ |
Usually the nights aout with the guys are uneventful. A
friend and I decided to go out for a “guys night” as our girlfriends
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| Wine Sip! |
If you were a bottle of vintage wine
and I could fill my cup
I would savor you for a time
a slowly sip you up
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delighting my... |
| O vcio da Internet |
Se vc est lendo este artigo - com certeza est conectado
na internet - certo?!
Pois bem, agora so 02:58 da madrugada de quarta-feira
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| A Calipgia |
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Nothing is quite as satisfying as a warm muffin. What a joy
it
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Die Kamera fngt alles ein, dies wird ein Film, der jeder
Pornoproduktion zur Ehre gereichen wrde. Der Raum ist
erfllt von sthnen, schmatzen und dem klatschen zweier
Scke wenn sie beim... |
| Waiting for replies! |
Ok, is it just me or do other people get fed up sending out
e-mails and invitations to your network and then wait days
to get a reply? I have got 20+ people in my network and... |
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Muitas pessoas preferem um relacionamento serio, entretanto outras preferem uma relao casual...
Quais vcs preferem?
Bem passei um bom tempo com relacionamentos serios, pois legal, vc tem... |
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I am really looking for a sexy, sensual black man around
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Sex in the Key of G
Last night babygirl and I went to a symphony
The star attractions were you and me
Somehow during the first act,... |
