Spitting rice
A man went into a house of prostitution. He asked for a woman
and the Madame told him it would be $100. He paid and the Madame
told him to go to the end of the hall, the last door on the left.
The man, being nervous, went to the nd of the hall, but went
to the last door on the right. He opened the door, and they
was a woman, naked, naked, laying on the bed with her legs
open. He took off his clothes and climbed on top. After about
an hour, he put his clothes on and left. When he reached the
Madame's desk, she asked if everything went ok? The
man said everything was fine, except for one thing. He said
as he was fucking the woman and kissing her, she was spitting
rice in his mouth. The Madame asked which room he went in,
he said the last one on the right. She told him that she said
the last room on the left. She told the man that was jenny,
she died a days ago. That wasn't rice he was getting
in his mouth, it was maggots.
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