male erotica

Christmas Eve

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
at the pearly
gates.

"In honor of this holy season, " Saint Peter
said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man
fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on.

It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man
reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and
said, "They're bells".

Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man
started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a
pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just
what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".