 | worst pick up lines |
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere
I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just... |
| Reflections |
On the wind, see begotten.
Fall of fall and night and day.
Till not when light has gone forgotten
Shall meek and mild lose its way.
Melody made by hearts pound thumping;
... |
| The Ten Things Women Do That Drive Men Away |
I found this on the web, some I agree with and some I do not...
what do you think?
1. ACTING SWEET TO GET A MAN, THEN CHANGING
2. NOT GIVING ENOUGH SPACE
... |
| Urinals |
| We have three urinals in our bathroom at work and one of them is the short type. You know the one where the rim is at your ankles. Anyway the urinals are in order so that the first one is short and... |
| Spitting rice |
A man went into a house of prostitution. He asked for a woman
and the Madame told him it would be $100. He paid and the Madame
told him to go to the end of the hall, the last door on the... |
| What about the average joe? |
I have signed on with several different sinlges dating
sites. And wouldnt you know the responses are all the same.
"Sorry but you don't look good enough."
Ya know we average joes have a... |
| Ich freue mich |
Ich freue mich, bald dein und mein Sthnen zu hren. Bin
voll Verlangen und so hungrig auf dich, dass du damit rechnen
musst, aufgefressen zu werden.
Endlich wieder die geliebte Stimme... |
| Looking for fun upon return of Iraq |
Well I am a 24 yr old Puerto Rican male that is looking to have
as much fun as i possibly can when i get back from Iraq....
I have been out here making sure that our country is... |
| What is the etiquette and rules of a Circle Jerk? |
During this festive, pc season, I am finding at get togethers
with family and friends and co-workers, etc, when guys
retire from the ladies, while we may watch football and
parades sans... |
| The Hormone Hostage |
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and
he takes his very life into his own hands!
... |
| Am I unusual ? A woman that luvs to view cock pictures? |
I am wonderind if I am unusual. When I request a male to send
me (certain shots and angles) men accuse me of being male.
I am intelligent, (I believe considered 'easy on... |
| abortion |
i think males who propose abortion should think twice before they do,the consequences r;a disturbed conscience,a murder,a breakdown for the mother even if she does it willingly.
u girls can... |
| Rock Solid in Gaga Land |
It was a long, hard, day at work. As I entered my apartment
I was suddenly blasted with a gush of steamy, hot, air. As
on occasion I would turn the heat to full in the chilly... |
| my short 'coming'-what should i do with my penis? |
I am single, 29 yrs. old male...and still a virgin...
The problem is- i have a short penis and it seems when i have the
chance to make it out with a woman, they just turned away or... |
| Re:Re:Man's G-Spot |
Actually there are studies that have recently come out
indicating there is a substantial (if I can recal correctly)
reduction in prostate related problems later in a man's
life the more... |
| 2 teil ) Wie wnschen Sie Ihre Beziehungen? |
Welche Personen spielen in Ihrem Leben eine wichtige Rolle?
Nehmen Sie ein groes Blatt Papier unterteilen es in drei
Spalten. In die linke Spalte schreiben Sie die Namen... |
| Will sex on the first date ruin everything ? |
This may come as a shock but there's something of a double
standard in our culture: A lusty woman who is unabashed
and unrepentant about her sexual appetites often runs
into... |
| Draught |
DRAUGHT
Never had the people seen so ,
the ill days were passing by
It was the draught which worried
The crops seem to cry
But not even a... |
| pants |
A guy walked into a bar and sat down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he noticed about her though, was her pants.
They were skin-tight, high-waisted and had no obvious... |
| Choose wisely!! |
I've been with a few women and really enjoy crossing
the rainbow. So I decide "Hey why not try it with a couple.
Bad Idea!! Through a friend of a friend I met this couple
Nikki & Damon... |
| Tips on going down... |
I am a guy, and I don't mind going down on women, but I
don't get much practice. I would like to know what advice
other members have on this topic. I think I know what I am
doing, but I... |
| Response to "why no response" |
Well, from my perspective....
I began my membership on this site determined to be courteous
and respond to all contacts regardless of whether or not
the man interested me..You... |
| Male underwear poll |
Personally, I like the boxer brief with a horizontal fly
by Jockey. I love the horizontal fly. You can just reach
in and pull the little guy out. I never understood the vertical
fly.... |
| Reply to masturbation intervention |
Unless the auto-eroticism is keeping your friend from
enjoying her pleasure with you this is a non-issue. Our
(women's) refractory time is very brief and many of
us are multi-orgasmic.... |
| Christmas Eve |
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season, " Saint Peter
said, "you must each possess... |
| bref historey on bath hoses in winnipeg by Kev B |
Gather around towel people it's time for your history lesson.What
I'm hoping to give a sense of where our steambaths came from.
Winnipeg has a long and unraided relationship with the... |
| WHY CANNOT I BE APPROACHED AND ASKED OUT BY AN ATTRACTIVE LADY? |
I AM A 30YR OLD W MALE DIVORCED FATHER OF TWO. I CONSIDER MYSELF
ATTRACTIVE BUT I AM ALSO SHY. WHY CANNOT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMEN
APPROACH ME AND ASK ME OUT. SURE I HAVE MY PROBLEMS IN... |
| ONCE UPON THE TIME |
YEAP THE TITLE IS A SHORT CUT FOR THE RESUME
ONCE UPON THE TIME THERE WAS A BORED GUY WHICH DECIDE TO GET
ON THE NET TRYING SOME OF THIS KINKY SITE WHICH PROMISE A
LOT... |
| The Bias Against Men |
Guys. We're getting our asses kicked. We're overmatched
against women and we're busy killing one another in
the name of something- take your pick.(That's no reflection
on our fine... |
| What is a woman? |
FEMALE ANALYSIS
Women--Chemical Analysis
Element: Women
Symbol: WO
Discovered by: ADAM
Atomic Weight: Average expected as... |
