Nursing Home Momma
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to
charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel
and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because
the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually
joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened
and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have
you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
wrapper and held it up to im. "OK" he said, and
away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP!
Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and
held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on,
ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door,
Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding
Captain Happy in his hand. "Oh, good grief, "
said Ethel, "Not the
breathalyzer again!"
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