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Laughing in the face of trouble

Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets
really upset and throws him out he goes and sits outside
the class and can't stop laughing.

The principle walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.
He says, "Johnny what are you doing sitting here laughing?"

Little Johnny says, "I farted in class and the teacher
throw me out."

The principle says, "Well then why are you laughing?"

Little Johnny says, "Cause the dummies are sitting
in the class smelling my fart and they put me outside in this
beautiful weather!"