 | my doctors visit. |
It had been over a month since I had any sex and my balls were
hurting. I guess that I just needed to shot a load of cum and
that would be that. I started to jack off and my balls... |
| Der geile arme Bauer |
Ein armer Bauer hat nur 10 Euro und ist endlos scharf. Also liest er die einschlgigen Anzeigen in seiner Zeitung durch und findet folgendes:
Blondine 20 Jahre 30 Min 100 Euro ... Mist zu... |
| On Controlling a Hot Construction Tool - Part 1 |
In the comfort of a nice hotel, you and I and another man meet.
Im wearing a dark suit and sunglasses; youre wearing
a simple dress and very little makeup; the other man is dressed
for... |
| Sex |
Put yourself into the right mind-set. Listen to tunes that
turn you on, read racy fiction or conjure up steamy scenarios
involving you and your dude. Do some deep breathing and
let your... |
| Big enough for two |
If you're following me around the articles here, I'm
a professional male, 28, from Indiana. I'm not sure
why but I ended up with a moster cock at the age of 14 and haven't
been able to... |
| Breast fed |
Milking it
A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room, waiting
for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his... |
| Dennis Miller Style... |
I just dont get it. This is susposed to be a sex and swingers
meeting place. If I wanted bots, I could go hang out some
place else. If I wanted porn, well thats easy to get, run
a... |
| Engine woes |
A Laplander was on a driving holiday in Australia. Along
a deserted track he started having engine problems and
eventually the car stopped with steam and oil pouring from
under the... |
| Cat Woman |
It was a warm fall evening with no wind so I decided to burn
the big pile of leaves that I had raked up during the day.
As I sat watching the fire this beautiful black cat came
over and... |
| What do women want? |
this is a serious question many men stop and think about.
Women say they want one thing but really they want something else. That something else I don't even think women know! this makes it... |
| Tall vs Short what's the difference? |
Just a concern of mine that I have worried about over the
years that has affected my life. I pretty much quit growing
in Junior High and found this out when I tore the tendons
in my... |
| It's hard for me to cum. |
I am 40 and have had lots of sex. It has never been an easy task
to get me to cum. I don't know if this is a medical condition
or due to the fact that I am often very stressed. I love... |
| Tall Tales |
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the
lonesome prairie, each with bravado for which cowboys
are famous.
A night of tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be... |
| what's with the dic pics???????????????? |
surely these men don't think that their little brain
is going to bring the women running to them in droves????
what is the fantasy that allows them to think that anyone,
besides their... |
| Wrestling with Roomies (Part 1) - Christine |
Over the past years, I have had the good fortune to know a
number of attractive young women. And with some, I have
the opportunity to share my deepest secrets. Among them,
my love of... |
| Taxi |
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend
to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing
left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket
-- If... |
| Waking Dream |
A Waking Dream...
Sometimes there is a fine line between our reality and the
dreamworld..sometimes they converge, merge into one,
this makes our mundane, often chaotic... |
| Big woman, Do guys really want them? |
I am a large woman, I am interested in swinging, my husband
says I'm beautiful, he loves me and my body. My question
is do men like large woman or just the thin ones? We have... |
| VEGAS TAXI |
Taxi
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend
to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing
left but a quarter and the second half of... |
| The meeting |
We were both nervous as we exited the bridge on the Canadian
side and inched
our way toward the customs officer. Nancy and I had joked
for months about
just such a long weekend... |
| Seventeenth Chapter |
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment
for the next week.
"Next Sunday, " she said, "we are going
to talk about liars, and in preparation for our... |
| My First M Blow Job |
I have been married for 20+ years. I had an auto accident
and had to have therapy. One day while getting a massage
the male therapist seem to get close to my dick. When i got
home i... |
| Urine Therapy |
Has anyone tried this? Just type Urine Therapy in Google
search engine and read what is written on this subject.
It appears to make it out to be a legitimate miracle cure.
This was... |
| Long Drives |
Driving Home a Point
Jim was had been driving for only a short time when he waspassed by a small compact sports car. As was his habit Jim
looked from his perch in his van down... |
| Nursing Home Momma |
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to
charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel
and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because
the... |
| I hope all the guys out there are exercising their member! |
It is importnat as a sexually liberated individual that
a guy keep himself at peak performance!
One of the sexual secrets is the PC clamp. It is voluntairily
exercising the... |
| GET MY PICS AND # AT THIS (FREE) WEB SIGHT |
YOU KNOW DONT EVER GIVE ME A WEBSIGHT TO GO TO, JUST TO GET
A#.WATCH OUT ALL NEW LOOKERS IF SHE SAYS I DO THIS TO KEEP
KIDS FROM LOOKING SHE IS PULLING YOUR DICK.TRUTH IS SHE
GETS PAID... |
| first time w/ working girl |
This is one election/erection day I'll never forget.
My day started out stressful work, paying bills, voting
& taking a washer to a friends house.Its now 2am the
next morning. I was... |
| Every Guy's Fantasy-True Story |
It was a typical Friday night out at the local club drinking
when I ran into a good friend Lois. She was sitting at the
bar with hergirl friend Trish pounding down a few. She asked
me... |
| Laughing in the face of trouble |
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets
really upset and throws him out he goes and sits outside
the class and can't stop laughing.
The principle walks... |
