XXX Parody of U2's "One"
A little background: I originally wrote this song as a joke
for a friend who was a huge U2 fan. He was returning from college
on Spring Break in 2 days and as you might guess, he was pretty
excited to get a little "relief". Originally,
I had their names in it, but substituted "Girlfriend"
and "Boyfriend" to make it more generic.
Enjoy. ;-P
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Is it getting better
Or do you need a lay
Will it make it easier on you now
You've got only 2 days
You say...
One hand
One porn
When it's one need
In the morn
One hand
I have to bear it
I use it baby, but it
Don't compare with it
I won't disappoint you
But might leave a bad taste in your mouth
It's been a while since I made love
And can no longer go without
Well it's...
2 days
To go
To drag my ass out to see my ho
We're one, but we're miles away
We get to
Service each other
Service each other
One...
Have you come here for some lovin'
Have you come to rock the bed
Have you come here to play doctor
And maybe to get some head
Do I ask too much
More than you got
I need some lovin'
Hell, I need a lot
We're one
But we're not too tame
Well we'll
Do each other
Then we'll do it again
You say
Lovin' for Boyfriend
Lovin' for Girlfriend
Lovin' for Boyfriend
Lovin' for Girlfriend
You ask me to enter
But then you make me crawl
And I will be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is love
One hand
One man
One need
2 more days, but until then,
One hand
Then the other
Strokin'
Rubbin'
2 nights
And we can't wait
We get to
Service each other
Service each other
One...night
One
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