Jose Cuervo Cookie Recipe
Jose Cuervo Cookies
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check
the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.....Beat
one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon
of sugar.....Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still
OK.....try another cup.....just in case. Turn off the
mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit.....pick the frigging fruit off
the floor. Mix on the turner, if the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift
two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Cuervo again for constinsistancy. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo, and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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