Help - I burn up all of my toys...& how do you open the egg????

Any ladies with me??? Where in the hell can I find toys that
last longer than a couple of weeks? I love to masturbate
and do it everyday but right now I'm so frustrated because
NOT ONE SINGLE TOY WORKS!!!! (I have a man too - several -
but only myself or another woman knows how I really need
to cum!! You know, the head spins, body jolts uncontrollably,
yeahhhh... FUCK!!!!!)

I've rewired and rebuilt some of the toys but the wiring
is usually so cheap it ends up breaking. Yes, I've thoroughly
cleaned each one - with the exception of my eggs. I think
that the wires have gotten disconnected or wet inside of
the eggs (all 4 of them - go figure). How do you open the eggs?


PLEASE help me cum!!

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