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Heart surgeon

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the

motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a

well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon

was there waiting for the service manager to come take

a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across

the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where

the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag

and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its
heart,

take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them

back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I get such a small salary and you get the

really big bucks, when you and I are doing

basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over,

and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running"