10 Ways To Know You Probably Won't Be Getting Laid
1.If you have a dick pic for your display photo - you're
probably not getting laid.
2. If you main attribute is that you're horny - you're
probably not getting laid.
3. If you state that you cant get any action where you live
- you're probably not getting laid.
4. If you're ass is the best pic you got - you're
probably not getting laid.
5. If you're mid-50's, bald, and pudgy looking
for a 25 yr. old in good shape - you probably not gretting
laid.
6. If you think a friend with benifits is lay with money,
you're probably not getting laid.
7. If you're whining because you haven't found
sex online after being on Adult FriendFinder a whole week - you're probably
not getting laid.
8. If you're 23 or younger and have to come to a sex and
swinger site to get a date - you're probably not getting
laid.
9. If you're idea of sparkling conversation is, "Hey
Babe/Dude, your pic looks sexy, wanna suck my dick/eat
my pussy?" - you're probably not getting laid.
And las of all:
10. If you're a 20-some-odd yr. old virgin trying to
impress the site by posting sex and swinging advice - THERE'S
PROBABLY NO WAY IN HELL YOU ARE GONG TO GET LAID!!!
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