Married Sex
There's three types of sex when you're married.
The first type is when you first get married. You'll
have sex in any room in the house at any time during the day.
The second type is when you've been married a little
longer, once the whole newlywed thing wears off. At this
point you've been married for a while and you pretty
much limit yourself to sex in the confines of your bedroom
and even then it doesn't happen that often.
The third type of sex is when you've been married for
years. By now you've been married for 20 years, or more,
and the only type of sex you get at home is when you pass each
other in the hall and say "Fuck you!"
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