Foursome
My bedroom window opens onto the backyard, where my neighbor
seems to be doing major construction work, so that in order
to get some peace and quiet and escape the hammers and chain
saws, we go and hang out in Joshs room.
My roommate Joshua is gorgeous and cool, and at work right
now. His room is much brighter, much larger than mine. It
has a fire-place, though unfortunately it doesnt work.
Nice bed! says Julie, as she lays down on his huge four-poster
bed, Comfy!. I have a futon, rock-hard and threadbare.
I put on some Bauhaus and lay down next to her, lighting a
cigarette. Youre right, this is an excellent bed, I slept
so well here last night. Oops. I hadnt told her about what
happened with Josh. You and Josh FUCKED! Oh my God! she
squeals, That is so excellent! Hes amazing! But I kind
of like Joey better myself, he has such beautiful eyes...
I want to drown in his eyes, Ive been fantasizing about
Joey for a while now. Joey is Joshs best friend, his main
pal, his buddy, as Julie is mine. I pass her the smoke.
Theres some tequila in the fridge too, if you want,
I tell her. I want, I want! Got any lemons? I shake my head
no, and she leaps from the bed as from a skyscraper, Ill
be right back! Where are you going? but the front door
shuts in my words.
She comes back minutes later, a lemon in each hand and two
long pieces of licorice in her mouth. Want one? she grabs
a strand off her candy mustache and hands it to me. I nibble
as she walks out again, a black line holding lemons. I hear
the fridge door and she comes back into the room holding
the lemons, a knife, a salt-shaker and the bottle of tequila.
Here you go, great Catherine, she says before handing
me the bottle. It amuses her greatly that I was named after
a woman who got famous by fucking a horse. Did you bring
glasses? I ask her. Who needs them? Dont be so conservative!
I grab the salt and pour some in the specially designed groove
in my hand, swallow some liquid fire and bite into the wedge
of lemon she is holding in front of my face. Heaven. Julie
follows my example.
We decided to skip our afternoon classes today, hang out
and get totally trashed. Just for the hell of it.
The tequila hits my brain with perfect harmony. My head
swims pleasantly. This song is so cool, says Julie,
it makes me want to kill myself its so sad. She cranks
it up and lays down next to me on the bed. My ex-boyfriend
and I used to listen to this song all the time and do tequila
shots. This is what we did. Giggling, she pours salt on
my neck and licks it off, downs some tequila and bites into
the lemon. I laugh, Youre nuts! Gimme that! and I do another
shot, in the more traditional manner.
Pretty soon were pretty trashed.
Julie puts on another album and lays down again, on her back
with her legs up. She has great legs, theyre her best feature.
She scissors them in the air, chattering about Josh and
Joey, how incredibly cool they are, how sexy. She says she
heard rumors that the two of them had fooled around. No
way! I say, Youre kidding! Man, Id pay to see that!
We laugh, then stop abruptly, lost in a vision of our two
favorite boys naked and sweating, locked in a passionate
embrace. Well, Josh told me he used to get into circle-jerks
all the time, so it doesnt really surprise me. Hand me that,
will you? I pour salt on her neck and as I lick it off, I hear
giggling. I look up to see Josh and Joey standing in the doorway,
wearing big grins. It takes my eyes a while to focus on them.
Hey little boys, want some candy? I slur in a seductive
voice. I pass them the salt as Julie, on cue, hands them the
tequila. Joey takes both and gently pushes Julie back on
the mattress, pours salt on her neck and proceeds to lick
it off. At length. What have you two been up to? Josh asks
as he circles the bed to sit beside me. This is pretty much
it, I tell him, giggling, waiting for cute boys to show
up. He laughs and kisses me, which is exactly what Joey
and Julie are now up to, kissing - I notice this as I let go
of Joshs lips to reach for the beloved tequila.
I pour salt on Joshs neck and he licks my neck off and Joey
licks his and I lick Julies, and kiss her too for good measure,
and I am hot from the tequila and take my shirt off, necking
with Josh and feeling other hands on my breasts, girls
hands. Joey and Josh also take their shirts off and I fumble
with Joeys fly as they kiss, and while Josh is throwing
Julies jeans across the room I part her legs and flick my
tongue between her thighs, taking in her taste and far off,
I hear her moans and Joshs. Julie is fucked by Josh, I fuck
Joey, he goes down on Josh while Josh goes down on Julie,
who is kissing me. We are at this for hours, and when its
over Julie and I sit in the kitchen smoking and giggling,
while the boys sleep.
The next day after class Julie and I walk back to my place,
talking about IT the whole way. We go in my room to listen
to music but of course the guy from downstairs is at it again,
hammering away, so again we decide to go relax in Joshs
room.
He and Joey are in bed, naked and necking, an empty bottle
of tequila on the night stand. Julie and I giggle. Instant
replay, I say, and start unbuttoning my shirt. No, no,
no, Josh replies, and makes quick, meaningful eye-contact
with Joey and, smiling, Ladies, we will no longer require
your services. Joey and I are in love.
Julie and I decided to skip our afternoon classes today,
hang out and get totally trashed. We make brownies and put
on facial herbal masks, cover our hair with olive oil and
lay in Joshs bed painting each others toenails bright
red. We start kissing and rubbing each other and pretty
soon we're licking each other's clit, moaning.
We are not in love: we're doing this just for the hell
of it.
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