Chapped Lips
A cowboy rides into town one afternoon, gets off his horse
and ties it to the hitching post. He then walks behind the
horse, lifts it's tail and kiss it square on the ass
hole. After doing this, he walks into the saloon and orders
a beer.
When he finishes his beer he order another and the bar tender
strikes up a converstaion. "I couldn't help
but notice what you did to your horse out there mister, what's
that all about?" "Well, my lips are chapped,
that's why I did that", replys the cowboy. "Chapped
lips?, does that cure chapped lips?, asked the bartented.
The cowboy answered, "No, but it sure keeps you from
licking them."
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