The alcoholic snake
The Alcoholic Snake
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an'
he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave
when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat
dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had
to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine
de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't
lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's
arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him,
had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts
it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't
let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had
a plan.
He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls
out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de
snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll
back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat Boudreaux toss
dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on
his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin was ........wit'
two more frogs.
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