85th BIRTHDAY

Man celibtrating his 85 th birthday decides to the B*nny
Ranch. The madam welcomes him and ask waht can she do for
him, He relpies he wants sex with the best they have to offer.
He picks out AF and she takes in to her room , she proceeds
to get undressed and turns to him tells him to put on a rubber,
he complys and then pulls out a wad of cotton, sticking some
in his ears and up his nose. AF says whats with the cooton?
Old Man said " TWO THINGS I CAN NOT STAND: A SCREAMING
WOMAN AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER!"

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