Old Couple
There is an old hillbilly people a sittin' on their
porch, just a rockin'. It's their anniversary,
and they've been married 60 years. There're just
a sittin' and a rockin'. Suddenly, the old lady
looks over at the old man and hits him so hard she knocks him
clean out of his rocker and he falls on the porch. He pulls
himself up and clambers back into the rocker and asks, "What
the heck was THAT for?!" "That's for 60
years of lousy sex!" she replies. So they sit there
for a time longer, not sayin' anything, just a rockin',
and suddenly the old man looks over at his old wife, and gives
her a shove so hard it knocks her right out of her rocker.
She shakes herself off, and scrambles into her rocker again,
and says, " What the heck was THAT for?" And he
replies, "That's for knowin' the difference!"
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