Old Bob
A prospector ambles into saloon in a small town on the edge of the Mojave desert, and orders a shot and a beer.
The prospector then asks the bartender: "You got any women in this here town?" The bartender replies: "No, but we got old Bob in back." The prospector says :" I don't go for that shit" He leaves the saloon, gets on his mule and heads up to the hills.
1 year later same prospector, same saloon, same bartender and the same question. "Got any women in this here town?" Same answer "No, but we got old Bob in back." Same response "I don't go for that shit" The prospector dissappears into the hills for ANOTHER YEAR.
Next year, same scene, but before the prospector leaves in disgust this time . He stops, turns around, and asks the bartender. "If I want to do it with old Bob who's gonna know?" the bartender says. " Well there's you, me, old Bob, and the other 5 guys.' The prospector asks: "What other 5 guys"
The bartender says: " You see old Bob don't go for that shit neither!"
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