femdom stories

extra large size......

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if
he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes
we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around
here until someone does?"

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An old maid was held up in a dark alley. She explained she
had no money, but the robber insisted that it must be in her
bra, or in her panties and started feeling around.
"I told you I haven't got any money, " the

spinster said, "but if you keep doing that, I'll

write you a check."