Gods Gift
After God gave out all of his gifts to all the animals, there
were only two animals who hadn't recieved a gift yet.
They were man and woman.
God looked in his bag and told them "Okay, I have two
gifts left. The first one is the ability to stand up and pee.."
and right when he said that, Man interjects and says..."OOOHHH,
I want that one God. Im the one thats always on the go."
"Are you Sure"? God asks.
"Yessssss....give it to me."
God gives it to him and he's so happy.
God turns to woman and says "Here you go, multiple
orgasims.
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