Funeral Joke
A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for
her husbands funeral. She told the director that
she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He
asked, Wouldnt it just be easier to bury
him in the black suit that he's wearing?
No, she insisted as she handed him a check
to buy a dark blue suit. It must be blue.
When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the
coffin, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told
the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much
it cost.
He said, Actually, it didn't cost anything.
The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another
corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that
they were about the same size, and asked the other widow
if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit.
She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads.
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