female erotica

Factoids

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee. (Hardly
seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years, and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now
that's more like it)

The human heart creates enough pressure when pumping through
the arteries to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want
to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before
it starves to death. (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories an
hour. (Do not try this at home.. maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's
head is attached to it's body. The female initiates
sex by ripping off the male's head. (Unlike the human
species, in which the female initiates marriage by ripping
the male's head off.)

The flea can jump 350 times it's own body length. It's
like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30
minutes...can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27, 000 tastebuds. (What can be so
tasty on the bottom of a pond that they need all those?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig
in my next life...quality over quanity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (There's something
I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)

Right handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than
left hand people. (If you are ambidexterous, do you split
the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so
that would be a good thing)

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who
paid to figure that one out)

An ostritch's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I
know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too)

Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who Care's)

People and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure. (What about the pig?)