Bar... Alabama
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says "You're
not from round here are ya?"
"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania."
The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you
do in Pensylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The
bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What
in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked
at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which
is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's
one of us!"
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