My philosophy....
Great philosophy .. I love it!
1. I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get
hurt.
( I am compassionate)
2. I don't wax floors because ..
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll
feel terrible
and they may sue me.
( I am careful and poor)
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ..
they are very good company, I have named most of them, and
they agree
with everything I say.
( I am imaginative)
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature
to have a
home of their own and my family loves spiders.
( I am kind)
5. I don't Spring Clean because ..
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get
jealous.
( I am fair minded)
6. I don't plant a garden because .
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent
designer.
( I am courteous)
7. I don't put things away because ..
my family will never be able to find them again.
( I am considerate)
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because
..
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make
when they invite
me over for dinner.
(I am thoughtful)
9. I don't iron because ..
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent
Press".
( I am trusting)
10. I don't stress much on anything because ..
"A Type" personalities die young and I want
to stick around and become
a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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